Blooooooog.
Crazy Dreams
I wanna write this down before I forget. Unfortunately not in any particular order.
I dreamt that I was hanging out with Mike and Aline. No Ethan, though. Anyway, we were just hanging out in their really nice, kinda crazy apartment. And Jeff Ross shows up. Well, he's just there in that dream way that people or things are just there all of a sudden. And he's going on and on about this secret bank thing -- a conspiracy type thing, where there is this bank owned and operated by like, the freemasons or something similar -- and it turns out that Mike has an account there and that's why they have all this money. Or something. And Mike starts getting really pissed at Jeff Ross for exposing the existence of the secret bank.
Anyway, its a little later, and Jeff and I are heading out. Not sure where. But I'm like, "hey, my car is over this way" and he's like well, just come ride with me, I'll drive you to your car. It is REALLY raining at this point so I'm like, okay. My car, incidentally, is the old brown Ford station wagon we used to have when I was a kid. (I still remember driving around and yelling out the window to the neighbors "look at our new car!" when I was like six). So I get into his car, I think. I think it was that old POS Pontiac he inherited from his grandparents that died within a year or less. (We thought it was so great -- it had A/C!)
So that, unfortunately, is all I can remember from the dream. I haven't remembered any dreams, so much, lately. I wonder why this one stuck in my head so well today.
My ideas for Uncyclopedia entries
Master Baiter
Pierogies.
Please don't plagaraize.
I fucking hate the Motorola RAZR
I've been duped by slick marketing and I am pissed. Two good things about this phone: slick, cool, high tech looks and decent sound quality. Three things, if you count the half decent camera (half decent for a phone, that is). But the interface sucks. The OS is slow. The bluetooth doesn't fucking work right. And why the fuck do I need video on my phone? The contact list won't let me stick a contact into a previously used speed dial without first going through the sucky interface and MOVING (not deleting) the current speed dial to somewhere else. Of course, the speed dials are set automatically, in the order you enter them into the phone, so if you want to put someone in, say, slot three, but you have already entered a few phone numbers, you have to move the speed dial in slot three, then go to your contact list, move the one you want into slot three. I'm sorry, but that is sucky. The interface in general is very very slow and unresponsive. Some menus have a "BACK" option, others don't, and you have to use the CLR button. Still others, (for example, editing a contact), using the CLR button will CLEAR the text you are working on! But there is no "Cancel" or "Back" option! Once again, sucky. Of course, you can always press the red hang-up-the-phone button to clear everything and go to a blank screen, but there are times I just want to go back one menu! I am CONSTANTLY setting the phone to silent mode in my pocket. Why the fuck would they set it up so you can so easily change the ring settings (silent, vibrate only, or full ringer) when the phone is closed??? I want the phone to be INERT when it is CLOSED!!! Once again, sucky!! I can't understand why this phone gets generally good reviews.